Chapter 7: David Hasslehoff invades my home
On the TV: New Sprint commercial with new CEO, Dan Hesse, introducing himself My Six-Year-Old Son (in a deep, exaggerated voice): Hi Dan Hesse! My Three-Year-Old Daughter (in a deep, exaggerated voice): Hi Dan Hesse! My Son: Hi Dan Hesse! My Daughter: Hi Dan Hesse! My Daughter: Hi David Hasslehoff!





