‘I respect kids.
I love especially little kids. Little kids are assholes. But they’re their own assholes, see, it’s when they, when you grow up and become somebody else’s asshole we’re all in trouble, you know, like bankers or B-52 pilots and such.’

sounds like you’re raising some seriously high-quality, grade A assholes there. and i mean that in the best way. someday i hope to have some assholes of my own; until then, i’ll have to be humiliated vicariously through you.

keep writing, this is great stuff!